You may have heard about a MILF recognizing AI, and whether or not it actually exists. It's a complicated question that LonelyWifeHookups.com will answer.

The short answer is that a MILF recognizing AI does exist, but we need to take a deeper look at whether or not it's useful, and more importantly, if the technology is accurate.



To get a bit of free press and few extra clicks to their website, popular adult webcam site, CamSoda put a new app to their website that allowed you to upload a photo, and their new MILF recognizing AI software would evaluate the photo based on a database of MILF photos, comparing facial features, the distance of body parts, etc. to determine whether or not the woman in the photo was indeed a MILF.



Not exactly scientific, and far from effective, the "AI" is more of a gimmick than it is an actually useful tool.

We get that some websites need to do that sort of thing to generate traffic to their company, and it seems like it was a relatively successful campaign, but it surely would have been much more successful if they had put in the proper amount of work required to develop a legitimate AI to identify a MILF, or something else in the same realm. So props to CamSoda for getting those extra eyes to their site, and hopefully into their private sex show rooms so that their camgirls could make a little extra money to perhaps spend on a nice Mother's Day gift for their mothers, and the MILF camgirls, to buy their kids some sweet sneakers.

Back in the early days of the internet, there was a site (which has recently returned, though with less usefulness and relevance) called Hot or Not. The concept was simple. The site had a gigantic database of user uploaded photos of themselves and their friends, and when you visited the website, you would be presented with a photo, whose hotness you would rate on a scale of 1-10. It was a strange, slightly off-putting, but also addictive site, that millions of users would end up spending far more time than they intended to on. With every new rating that a photo got, the scores would be added up and averaged out, and the users who submitted it would be able to find out whether the internet thought they were hot or not.



There have been other similar sites (some which even existed before Hot or Not strangely). Most famously is probably FaceMash, which was the original Facebook, where Mark Zuckerberg created rateable online database of all the female students enrolled at Harvard. It was a giant scandal, and is covered really well in the David Fincher film, The Social Network starring Jesse Eisenberg, Armie Hammer, and Justin Timberlake.

The "Hot or Not" style interaction has become a huge part of not only how we use the internet, but also how we date. Apps like Tinder are very much inspired by Hot or Not. It's essentially "Date or Not". Swipe left for not. Swipe right for date.


Sites like Daily Puppy also have a ranking of "hotness" where you rate each day's puppy a number of dog bones to correlate to how cute you think they are, and the site then averages out all of the votes that it's received.

Hot or Not was rumored to be sold 8 years after it was founded, for TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS. That's a pretty impressive sale considering how simple the concept and programming involved to make the site was. We're going to rate that deal as HOT

There are a lot of problems with allowing AI to analyze a photo of a woman and then pop out a result that (assuming that the photo is of a woman in the age range that would fall under the MILF umbrella) says whether or not the woman is someone that people should want to have sex with. What are the ratings based on?

Physical attraction is a tricky thing, and no two people have the same taste when it comes to who they want to fuck. So right off the bat, you know that these results are going to be bogus.

They're clearly based on a database of MILFs that have been found on the internet (perhaps only through porn sites even), and which presumably adhere to a very straightforward and boring standard of beauty, that a lot of people have zero interest in.

So perhaps instead of calling this software "MILF Recognizing AI" CamSoda should have called it "Do You Look Like A MILF Pornstar?" We realize that that wouldn't be nearly as click-baity as what they released, but it would definitely have been more accurate, and a good start while they worked on creating a more accurate way to determine whether or not someone is a MILF.


Hot or Not is one thing, because it's user-generated, and all of the votes are made by real people. Real people with sex drives, and that can identify an unusual beauty. But the idea of letting a computer decide whether or not someone is attractive is a horrifying thought. Think about all of the people that you've dated in your life. Expand it even further if you like, and include every person that you've found attractive. Has every single one of them lined up with what the media would call "hot"? There are so many people in our lives that are hot for reasons other than how far apart their eyes are, how full their lips are, and how big or small their breasts are.

If you think about how thin we're stretched in our day to day lives. Companies like Google are already working on AI assistants, who'll do things that we don't have the time to do, like phoning restaurants to make reservations for us, or call ahead to check if our dry cleaning is ready to be picked up. If we don't have 2 free minutes in our days to make dinner reservations for ourselves, that's already a huge problem. That means we're being overworked, but the fact that we might actually use these AI assistants to do these things that we should be doing ourselves, is a slippery slope in terms of what we're going to let computers do for us. We're already at a point where most of us couldn't live without our smartphones. We rely on them way more than we could have ever expected to. Would you have ever started using one if you knew how much time you'd end up spending every day, neck bent, looking a tiny screen while your thumbs type furiously to make sure the world knows that you're #livingyourbestlife? We're not sure that we would.

Ask your single friends who haven't dated in a while what's going on with their love life, and most of them will tell you that they don't have time to date. Imagine Google develops an AI matchmaker, who decides who you should date. We bet this is going the a reality within 5 years. We'll have gone from a dating culture where we met people in real life, to one that we read extensive dating profiles, to swiping left or right after looking at a person's picture, and the next step is very clearly allowing an AI decide who we should or would want to go out with.

Until that day comes, let's continue to enjoy all of the great platforms and ways we have at our disposal to find dates and hookups without giving it too much thought. But when we get to the day where AI used to decide who we should be going out with, let's hope that CamSoda isn't on the team that developed the AI, because we're not so sure they're exactly qualified.

There are different levels of MILFs out in the world, and this AI doesn't seem to have fully recognized that. Think of MILFs just like you would any other woman who you might want to hook up with. There are MILFs that you'd hook up with, guaranteed. No questions asked. If they tell you that they want to have sex with you, you're on your way over, and you hope that their husband isn't home.

There are MILFs who can get it almost any time of day. There are some exceptions of course. Special ocassions like Thanksgiving dinner or Mother's Day, are no goes. Turkey and your mom come first. You can head over for a booty call later in the evening, but if they're texting you on Mother's Day saying, "My children just went home. Come over," we can't be concerned with the fact that her kids don't love her as much as we love our own mom.

There's a big jump here, but the lowest level is probably the MILF that on a day where you're feeling good, you probably aren't going to hookup with them, but if you've had a few too many drinks, she just might be a MILF that day. That's a bit rude, but it's just to point out that there are definitely some women whose pictures would have been uploaded to this MILF Recognizing AI, who would have been labeled as "Not a MILF" when that's not really fair to them, because they still deserve to feel wanted, and every now and then will.

When you take into consideration, the attractiveness and standards of the men who would be deciding whether or not someone is a MILF as well, your range of what makes a MILF versus a non-MILF widens considerably.

The MILF identifying AI was accepting any photo that the user submitted. We don't know how you can know if someone is a MILF or not if you don't have a full body photograph. We don't mean to come off shallow, but the only purpose of this AI is to determine if someone is a mother that we would like to fuck. If we don't know what a woman's body looks like (even if it's just what their ass looks like in a pair of mom jeans), how is anyone supposed to know whether or not they want to have sex with them. If we see a picture of someone's face, the best we can do is decide whether or not we want to kiss them. Heck! Even if we had a full body picture with no head, we'd be able to better identify a real MILF. She might be a MILFWLO (Mother I'd Like to Fuck With the Lights Off), but it would still be a better analysis of her MILF-ness.

It may seem like we're nitpicking, but identifying a MILF is the only task that this computer program has. If it's not doing that one job properly, what's the point of it existing (aside from getting those clicks to the site)?

We guess that even that we're discussing it here means that the idea was something that people were very interested in, and perhaps we'll see a more well thought-out MILF Recognizing AI in the future. Maybe in time for the next Mother's Day. Could there be a better way to celebrate your mother than take her iPad before dinner, take her picture, and update her photo to the App, and then show her that she's still got it, and is a certifiable MILF. "Look, Mom. This computer program would fuck you. Happy Mother's Day!"