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Seattle Cougar Bars

Looking for the best cougar bars in Seattle? Where the hot spots to pick up older women are? LonelyWifeHookups.com has you covered with this free directory.

We don't want you wandering into Seattle's Cougar Bar Scene without a little background information though, so let's look at the history of the scene before we tell you where to go.

A little history of the Cougar Bar scene in the Seattle

Knowledge is sexy, and if you're out trying to hook up with a MILF or cougar, you better believe they're going to appreciate someone who can hold their own in the pre-hookup conversation. Don't get us wrong, they'll still happily ruin you if you've got the looks but not the brains, but the total package is always nice.  

Another reason to use our Seattle Cougar Bar directory is that the term "cougar bar" has a couple different meanings when you're in rainy Seattle. You see, the Cougars are also a big sports team in Seattle, so you could go out looking for a sweet older lady hookup, but end up surrounded by loud drunk guys yelling at TVs and banging on their tables. Of course if that's what you're looking for, that's great, but you've stumbled across a directory of the other kind of Cougar Bars. We definitely think that you'd have a great time if you decided to not click *back* on your browser, and further investigate the super sexy ladies that you could be going home with on any given night instead of shouting "Go Cougars!" over a pound of hot wings.  

The fact that there's the double meaning in Seattle actually ends up sometimes working out to the advantage of MILFs and Cougars who're out on the prowl, looking for a young stud or two to hookup with. When there's a Cougars game, they can hit a sports bar and slyly hit on younger men by asking if they're "a Cougar fan" with a seductive look in their eye. So while sometimes things can get a little confusing, but very rarely does the city lack for a great time out at a MILF club.

Best Time To Go Out And Days To Go Out

Like most hookup spots, you're best to go out on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. But if you hit up the spots that we at LonelyWifeHookups.com have sussed out to be the spots where you'll find the horniest cougars and MILFs.  Something that a lot of young studs out looking to be hit on by a cougar doesn't think about often enough is that even though you're likely going to stay out later on a Friday or Saturday, cougars love being in charge, and part of that is often buying their young cubs lots of drinks before heading back to their place. So if you go out on a Thursday night and feel like your local cougar bar is more hopping than usual, it could be that it's payday, and the pride is out there ready to make it rain on any piece of fresh meat they see.  Some of the spots we've checked out also have Happy Hours, which make for a great and affordable way to visit multiple bars without breaking the bank.

Seattle's Cougar Bar & Club Directory

Without further ado, here are the hot spots you want to be at if you're looking for a little (or a lot) cougar or MILF action.

Vito's Space: Bar, Restaurant, and Private Cougar Lounge

Crowd

Upperclass older men and women, and younger men and women looking to hookup with them

Address

927 Ninth Avenue (at Madison), Seattle, WA 98104

Website

Vito's Space: Bar, Restaurant, and Private Cougar Lounge

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby, 21+ establishment

Brief Description

Vito's is one of Seattle's best-known Cougar hookup spots. Their private lounge even has a taxidermic cougar in it as its main decoration.  Enjoy a nice dinner in the restaurant (make sure you call ahead to make reservations because this place is very popular on a night where there's an event), and then hit the Cougar Lounge for live music and lots of hot older women and men, looking to pamper and hookup with someone younger than them.

The Alibi Room

Type

Speak Easy Bar, Restaurant & Lounge

Space

Exposed brick bar

Crowd

A hipper and well-read older clientele (straight and LGBTQ)

Address

85 Pike St #410 (in Post Alley) - Seattle, WA 98101

Website

The Alibi Room

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby

Brief Description

The Alibi Room is a bit hidden away, down a lane way (that used to serve as the neighborhood's post office). The laid back and comfortable atmosphere has made it a popular spot with Northwestern authors who come to people watch, work on their latest novel, and sometimes find themselves a young college student who's a fan of their work. This is a great spot to find more well-read cougars, MILFs, or sugar daddies. When you dip into their bar's scotch selection, things can get expensive, so hopefully you find a sexy and wealthy cougar to buy your drinks.

The Zig Zag Club

Type

Cafe & Bar

Space

Small and quaint bar with great atmosphere

Crowd

Mostly older men and women with some younger hipsters who live in the neighborhood

Address

1501 Western Ave ste 202, Seattle, WA 98101, USA

Website

The Zig Zag Club

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby

Brief Description

The Zig Zag Club is a great little spot if you're looking for a bar with some charm, a great cocktail menu, and even tastier older women. Don't come here looking to dance up a storm, and grind up on some cougars, but if you're looking to have a good conversation that hopefully goes a little further than that at the end of the night, the Zig Zag is exactly the spot you're looking for. It's close to lots of other cool stuff in the city too, just in case you get bored and want to go do something else with your newfound cougar friends.

The Matador

Type

Bar and Mexican Restaurant

Space

Warm and inviting Mexican decor with large seating area and well-stocked bar

Crowd

A fairly mixed crowd of all ages, but there's definitely a lot of cougars and MILFs later at night

Address

7824 Leary Way NE Redmond, WA 98052

Website

The Matador

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby, 21+ establishment

Brief Description

Though it may look like your everyday Mexican dining establishment, when the tequila starts flowing, and the music bumping, the Matador turns into one of Seattle's hottest cougar parties. So make sure you bring your dancing shoes (and liver) because you're not going to get very far here if all you're looking to do is have a quiet conversation with some ladies. This is an action spot.  The Matador has multiple other locations around the Seattle, Washington area, so if Redmond isn't close to where you're staying, be sure to check there site to see if there's a location a little closer. Cougars and MILFs await. Go get them!

Joey's Bellevue

Type

Restaurant, Bar & Lounge

Space

Upscale dining with a bar and hopping patio

Crowd

Well-off older crowd of men and women

Address

Suite #118, 800 Bellevue Way NE, Bellevue, WA 98004

Website

Joey's Bellevue

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, underground parking nearby

Brief Description

Before checking out Joey's we had read that divorcees loved going to Joey's, so we were prepared to help out with a little rebound action. When we got there, we were NOT disappointed. There were lots of recently divorced women who were looking to get right back at it, and make sure that people knew that their ex-husbands were the big losers in the situation, not them. Considering the number of stunning cougars and MILFs we saw there, spending time with younger men, we most certainly wouldn't argue with them. They're not shy about buying their young companions some of the finer things that Joey's has on the menu either. So if you're looking to eat well, we definitely suggest hitting up Joey's in Bellevue. The cougars are some of the hungriest and wealthiest that we've found in our research.

The Tasting Lounge

Type

Bar & Lounge

Space

Refined wine tasting bar with exposed brick

Crowd

Older well-off crowd with more women than men

Address

1924 Post Alley, Seattle, WA 98101, USA

Website

The Tasting Lounge

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby, 21+ establishment

Brief Description

Located in Post Pike Market, close to the Alibi Room that we mentioned above, the Tasting Lounge is a great spot to find a cougar who isn't interested in loud music or dancing. The women here are looking for the finer things in life, and the best wines available to them. They enjoy a quiet conversation, and if after a couple glasses of wine, you're still not quite ready to head out into the night, but are feeling a little silly, the bar has a great selection of board games. Considering the recent resurgence of board games, they're a great way for younger and older men and women to find a common interest that isn't having sex until the sun comes up. We also suggest trying the tasting flights for a chance to try out the wide variety of wines that the bar has on offer.

Purple Cafe and Wine Bar

Type

Wine Bar and Cafe

Space

Well-designed upscale bar and cafe

Crowd

Slightly older upscale clientele

Address

1225 4th Avenue, Seattle, WA 98101

Website

Purple Cafe and Wine Bar

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby, 21+ establishment

Brief Description

With three locations across Washington, there's a good chance that no matter where you are in Seattle, you'll be able to get yourself to a Purple Cafe. With an upscale decor and clientele, this is a great cougar bar if you're looking for a quick hookup without the hassle of having to wait in a long line to get into a super popular bar or MILF bar.

Wildrose Bar

Type

Dance and Karaoke Bar

Space

Dive-ish bar with a welcoming charm due to its clientele

Crowd

Lesbians of all ages

Address

1021 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122

Website

Wildrose Bar

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

Wildrose is the shockingly somehow the only bar in Seattle for women who date women, so there's a wide cross section of women there having a good time on any given night. The Wildrose doesn't open until 3 PM (5 PM on Mondays), so don't go there looking for a cougar lunch. You'll be met by locked doors.  There isn't much in the way of food on offer, but they have weekly taco nights with extremely cheap tacos, so if you love tacos, be sure to try and time your visit for Taco Tuesdays. The kitchen is also open on Wednesdays for their weekly Wildrose Karaoke night, and offers up nachos and mac & cheese. You might want to eat beforehand, but cougars definitely love a good karaoke night so you'll want to make sure you're there early for the sign-up. Maybe sign up for "Mrs. Robinson" or "Stacey's Mom" to send out the very clear signal that you're there for some older woman action.

Vermillion

Type

Art Gallery and Bar

Space

Art gallery up front, with a sizeable bar and patio in the back

Crowd

Typically a younger art scene crowd (straight and LGBT), with some older women

Address

N/A

Website

Vermillion

Any Notes

All major credit cards and debit accepted

Brief Description

The nights that you're most likely to find cougars on the prowl at Vermillion are on nights where there's a big art show opening in the front gallery, which MILFs and cougars will often see as events where young virile sensitive artist types will be plentiful, and they'll have a wide selection of boy toy to go home with. So while the number of cougars at the gallery openings might be good, you should expect their standards to be really high on these nights, so be sure to dress to the nines, and bring your A game if you hope to come out on top.  The bar has a great selection of beers, liquor, wines, and board games for when you want to play (but not too hard).

Oliver's Lounge

Type

Upscale hotel bar and jazz lounge

Space

Very sparse and clean design

Crowd

Upperclass tourist types, with many cougars on the prowl for some vacation action

Address

405 Olive Way Seattle, WA 98101

Website

Oliver's Lounge

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free parking nearby, Happy Hour Monday through Saturday

Brief Description

A sign of a dignified hotel bar that's going to attract a lot of different types of cougars is always when there's the option to translate their website to different languages. The Oliver's Lounge website lets us know that it's frequented by not only English-speaking cougars, but also Spanish, Chinese, and French. So if you're looking to give your tongue a real workout, you should brush up on a handful of phrases in a language you don't speak, and try to use them to pick up a stunning cougar who might be on business, and a little homesick.  Monday through Saturday from 4:30 PM to 6:00 PM, Oliver's Lounge offers a Happy Hour, so if you're on a budget, that's a great time to stop by and see what the vibe of the bar is. If you're looking for dance or rock DJs, look elsewhere. The music is almost consistently jazz, which is often a great sign when you're trying to figure out if you're at a spot where you might be approached by a MILF or cougar. The bar is well-known for its martinis, so even if that's not your typical drink of choice, you should try on out just to say that you did. The best part of Oliver's Lounge is that it's a hotel bar, so hopefully you'll meet someone who's staying there.

Sea-yattle Later!

Now that you've hit up all of Seattle's hottest cougar bars, you're probably going to want to try out some new options. So pull out your credit card, and book a ticket to another city in the U.S.A.. We've scoped out a bunch of them for you in advance, in order to save you even more time. If you loved our MILF bar and cougar club tips for Seattle, hopefully you'll trust our recommendations for your next city. Might we suggest Chicago? It's not the closest city, but it's definitely one of the hotbeds of sexy older women with a nearly insatiable appetite for younger sex partners.  The way that cougars have become hot again is truly a wonderful thing, and is a true added bonus to any trip you might be planning across this great country of ours.