Looking for the best Portland cougar bars? Where the hot spots to pick up older women are? LonelyWifeHookups.com has you covered with this free directory. Before we get to that though, it's probably best if we give you a little bit of background information on the scene.

Portland's Cougar Bar Scene is one that was somehow naturally born out of its huge brewery scene. There are so many micro breweries and distilleries in Portland, that the bar scene just sort of grew out of the need for more venues to both stock and drink one of the city's largest products. The Portland Cougar Bar scene being so connected to delicious beers can sometimes be a little dangerous, but most of Portland knows how to hold its liquor, so having a few too many pints isn't the end of the world. In fact, they feel great about the fact that they're out on the town, trying to hook up, while at the same time supporting the local economy. Think of all of the small breweries that you support while you're in Portland. And since you'll be getting some sweet bedroom or hotel room action out of it, it all works out in a beautiful ecosphere of sex, brewing, and intoxication.

Portland isn't much different from any other city, in that the best time to hit up its hookup spots is Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. Sorry if your schedule doesn't allow for that, but even if that's the case, that doesn't mean that Portland isn't worth visiting for some horny cougar hookups. LonelyWifeHookUps.com has made sure to include some spots on our list that will allow you to go out on other nights and still get plenty of action. Portland residents love their brunch perhaps more than any other city we've encountered in our search. So brunch spots are always a good option, because that's typically where you'll be able to find some sexy cougar waitresses who would rather not be hit on at night when they're working, but during brunch, are down for whatever.

There are also numerous happy hours across the city, so make sure you don't have any potential business calls that might pop up later, and enjoy a cheap drink or few, and hopefully hook up with some middle-aged babes who've decided to spend their free afternoon the same way as you. That's gotta mean something. Destiny? Or maybe just sex that was meant to happen!

Portland is known as a bit of a city full of hippies, but we assure you there's a wild side to Portland as well. If we were looking at the Portland nightlife as a whole, your mind would be blown by all of the strange art parties that make up a large part of the nightlife in Portland. We're here to focus on Portland Cougar Bars though, so let's get straight to it!

Once you're finished working your way through all of the Portland cougar bars, you'll probably want to take a trip somewhere a little bit sunnier. Thankfully, the U.S.A. is full of spots that aren't quite as rainy as Portland. We think that if you've had a good time here, that your next logical trip should be somewhere a little further east, like St. Louis. Why St. Louis? We hoped that by now, you'd just trust our judgement, and expertise when it comes to finding the best cougar and MILF bars across this great country of ours.

Check out the directory, and tell us if we're wrong. We definitely don't want to ruin to much of the mystery though, because St. Louis's Cougar Clubs have so much to offer that you would never expect from looking at their exteriors.