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Phoenix Cougar Bars

Looking for the best Phoenix cougar bars? Where the hot spots to pick up older women are? LonelyWifeHookups.com has you covered with this free directory.

Phoenix is such an unbelievably great city for MILF and cougar hookups. Let's take a quick look at the history of the scene before getting to the directory.

A little history of the Phoenix Cougar Bar scene

When you look back at the history of Phoenix, the city's industry was driven pre-WWII by what people commonly referred to as the "Five C's" (cotton, cattle, citrus, copper, and climate).

As time has gone on, many people have said that cougars are the city's "Sixth C".

Even though cougars obviously aren't an industry, they are a huge part of what makes the city as well-regarded for its hookup culture. There are so many cougars in Arizona, that some people have tried to start businesses to better serve the Phoenix Cougar Bar scene.

Once you set foot in Phoenix, you'll feel it in the air. It won't just be the dry Arizona heat. You'll sense that there's sex in the air. Incredible sex. With older women.

Best Time To Go Out And Days To Go Out in Phoenix

Phoenix is a pretty happening city, so there's definitely something to do on just about any day, at any time, but if you want the full Phoenix Cougar Bar experience, you'll need to make sure you've saved up your energy for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights.

If your trip is so short that the only time you're able to go out cougar hunting is Monday night, most of the spots we list below will be suitable to your needs. There just might not be as many options available to you, and you might have to seal the deal with the party vibes turned down to a 5 or 6 rather than a 10.

Phoenix's Cougar Bar & Club Directory

Enough already, right? We get it. Let's get to the point. Here's your Phoenix Cougar Bar directory, with all of the important information you're going to need, as well as short reviews to help you get a better idea of what the bars are like, rather than having to just rely on their website.

Blue Martini Lounge - Phoenix

Type

Dance Club, Restaurant, Cocktail Bar, and Live Entertainment Venue

Space

A bright, large, and trendy dance club that also has a great cocktail bar and tapas menu

Crowd

Mixed crowd, though definitely younger

Address

5455 E High St Suite 101, Phoenix, AZ 85054, USA

Website

Blue Martini Lounge - Phoenix

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby

Brief Description

Even though the Blue Martini is definitely geared towards a younger crowd, the owners have unwittingly created a near perfect spot for cougars to frequent. Young beautiful people (read: cubs), live music (read: a live music dance party every night), and a cocktail bar featuring sweet cocktails that are colorful and delicious (need we explain?)... What more could a fun and outgoing cougar look for in a bar? There are some nights at the Blue Martini where the cougars are out in full force, hitting on young men, and giving their young female friends vicious cut-eye that tells them that they're in deep waters.

MercBar Phoenix

Type

Upscale Cocktail Bar

Space

A cocktail bar with exceptional design, and an impressively well-stocked bar and creative cocktail menu

Crowd

Upscale mixed crowd

Address

2525 E Camelback Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85016, USA

Website

MercBar Phoenix

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

MercBar Phoenix is without a doubt, the swankiest cocktail bar in Phoenix. If you're not dressed up, just skip it. While there isn't an official dress code, everyone in the place is always looking good, and if you don't, you will both feel way out of place and not likely have any luck picking up a sexy cougar like you're trying to do. Let us tell you too that if a cougar or MILF is at MercBar, they are a classy and confident woman who will rule your world if you're lucky enough to tickle their fancy.

Va Bene

Type

Italian Restaurant and Wine Bar

Space

Large Italian fine dining restaurant and wine bar with a dim but comfortable ambience

Crowd

Mixed crowd, with a significant number of middle class 20 and 30-somethings

Address

4647 E Chandler Blvd, Phoenix, AZ 85048, USA

Website

Va Bene

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, free lot parking available for customers

Brief Description

Fine Italian dining is typically in a brighter space than Va Bene, but the dim, almost steakhouse-style atmosphere works incredibly well with the incredible food menu and wine list.

Pattie's First Avenue Lounge

Type

Dive Bar

Space

Friendly dive bar with bar games and a big bar

Crowd

Mixed friendly crowd with most customers living in the neighborhood (lots of cougars)

Address

7220 E 1st Ave, Scottsdale, AZ 85251, USA

Website

Pattie's First Avenue Lounge

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

Not exactly in Phoenix, but rather in nearby Scottsdale, Arizona, Pattie's First Avenue Lounge is one of the best dive bars in the Phoenix area. There's a diverse clientele that's always there to have a good time, and make new friends. So if you typically stay away from dive bars to avoid sad regulars, you don't need to worry about it with Pattie's.

The Little Woody

Type

College Bar and Restaurant

Space

Pub-style restaurant/college bar with lots of seating, and a bit of a trendy vibe

Crowd

Mixed crowd with mostly locals, with a significant number of college students and cougars

Address

4228 E Indian School Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85018, USA

Website

The Little Woody

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

The Little Woody is certainly one of the most evocatively named cougar bars in Phoenix. Usually filled by a mix of college students and cougars, the bar features bar games, a large selection of locally brewed beers and spirits. There'll occasionally be a live performance by small bands or solo performers, so while it can get a little loud, it's never too overwhelming.

Bitter & Twisted Cocktail Parlour

Type

Cocktail Bar

Space

Incredibly stylish and exclusive-feeling cocktail bar with tabled seating, an impressive bar and kitchen

Crowd

Mixed but slightly older crowd, with a larger number of women

Address

1 W Jefferson St, Phoenix, AZ 85003, USA

Website

Bitter & Twisted Cocktail Parlour

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment, closed Sunday and Monday, also available to rent for private events, 20% tip automatically added to bills for parties of 8 or more

Brief Description

Cocktail bars are a dime a dozen these days, but Bitter and Twisted has an impressive list of awards that it's won (awards like: "The 40 Best Bars in America for Food Lovers" - Food Network), to make sure you know that it's not just a failed bar that's added the word "cocktail" in-front of the "bar" in their name. This is a high-end cocktail bar with an incredibly creative and delicious cocktail menu. They don't want people getting too tipsy while they're there though, so their kitchen is also an award winner. They have lots of great midnight snack style foods (with a creative twist), but also lots of simple fare like burgers and fries that compete with some of the best burger joints in Phoenix.

The Cash & Lounge

Type

LGBT Country Bar and Dance Club

Space

Big dance floor with live country bands, and country-themed bar

Crowd

Mixed LGBT crowd, leaning slightly older

Address

2140 E McDowell Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85006, USA

Website

The Cash & Lounge

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, lot parking nearby, 21 plus establishment, closed on Mondays

Brief Description

There are lots of fun LGBT Phoenix Cougar Bars, but the Cash Night Club is put over the top by the fact that it has a niche that even if you're not a fan of country music, you can have a blast because of the high energy, heavy drinking, and cute as hell outfits. Things are off the charts on the weekend, but there are also great things going on through the whole week, like Tuesday night dance lessons. These dance lessons are among the best chances to meet and hookup with LGBT cougars in Phoenix. The early class is 2-step dancing, and the later class, line-dance. We suggest the 2-step class for the one-on-one dance action. Also, it will get you out of there and ready to get it on earlier.

Bar 1

Type

Hip LGBT Dive Bar

Space

A great laid-back dive bar atmosphere with a well-stocked bar, lots of bar games like billiards and darts, and a dog-friendly patio

Crowd

Mixed LGBT clientele, leaning younger

Address

3702 N 16th St, Phoenix, AZ 85016, USA

Website

Bar 1

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

Bar 1 isn't just one of the trendiest LGBT bars in Phoenix, but we'd remove the LGBT qualifier. Their staff and regulars make anyone who goes there feel like they're a regular.

The Rock

Type

LGBT Bar and Cabaret Venue

Space

Small cabaret-style bar with a stage for live performances, and lots of tables for audience members to enjoy the shows from

Crowd

Mixed LGBT clientele

Address

4129 7th Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85013, USA

Website

The Rock

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

The Rock may not be one of the biggest or most upper-class spots in Phoenix, but the energy and fun that you experience when you visit will charm you almost immediately upon entering the space. With a calendar full of LGBT events such as comedy, karaoke, and more drag shows than you'll know what to do with, The Rock is an obvious spot for sexy LGBT cougars to hang out in search of a good time. If you go looking your best, and are lucky enough to have bought tickets before one of their hot shows has sold out, you're going to have a lot of luck being cougar hunted.

Lustre Rooftop Bar

Type

Rooftop Cocktail Bar

Space

A stunning rooftop bar with a view of the city that no other Phoenix cougar bar on this list can compete with.

Crowd

Upperclass mixed crowd

Address

2 E Jefferson St, Phoenix, AZ 85004, USA

Website

Lustre Rooftop Bar

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

In our research, we've noticed that rooftop bars are not just becoming more popular in general, but they're often swimming with beautiful cougars who are sick and tired of spending their nights in dark and stinky bars, trying to pick up a cub who they might not even be able to see properly in the bar's poor lighting. Rooftop bars tend to offer up excellent cocktail menus, as well as lots of natural light to make sure that the guys that a cougar is hitting on, is actually a young cub, and not a 38 year-old who's aged well enough that he can sometimes look younger in low-light situations.

Where to After Phoenix?

Once you're finished working your way through all of the Phoenix cougar bars, you're likely to have an appetite for another trip somewhere in these beautiful United States of America, to see if cougars in another city can compare to the excellence that are the women of the Phoenix cougar club scene. One city that we think anyone who loved the cougars of Phoenix will really like is Austin, Texas. The unofficial slogan of Austin is "Keep Austin weird," which in our experience, the MILFs and cougars of the region are more than happy to do, so long as you're young enough to satisfy their cougar desires.