The Best San Antonio Cougar Bars

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San Antonio Cougar Bars

Looking for the best San Antonio cougar bars? Where the hot spots to pick up older women are? LonelyWifeHookups.com has you covered with this free directory. You're surely impatiently ready to get to the meat of this article, but let's take a short minute to get to better know the scene first.

A little history of the San Antonio Cougar Bar scene

San Antonio's Cougar Bar Scene is so impressive that quite honestly, you might not even need this directory. THAT'S how prevalent in the city, cougars and MILFs are. It's glorious. There are lots of studies about the number of older women dating younger men (spoiler alert: the San Antonio Cougar Bar scene is No. 1 in the U.S.) but there doesn't seem to be much data as to why that is. There just seems to be huge numbers of singles, and the age ranges magically align to create a paradise for young men who love older women, and vice versa.

Best Time To Go Out And Days To Go Out

San Antonio isn't much different from any other city, in that the best time to hit up its hookup spots is Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. Sorry if your schedule doesn't allow for that, but even if that's the case, that doesn't mean that San Antonio isn't worth visiting for some horny cougar hookups. LonelyWifeHookUps.com has made sure to include some spots on our list that will allow you to go out on other nights and still get plenty of action. San Antonio has some of Texas' hottest brunch spots that also double for some of the best cougar bars you're going to find. There are also bars that are open (although aren't very busy) during the day that you can hit up.

San Antonio's Cougar Bar & Club Directory

It's well documented (and frequently expressed by Texans) that everything is bigger in Texas. So strap yourself in, and no matter how much time you're spending there, get ready to be blown away by the number of San Antonio MILF Clubs you're about to spend your free time in.

The Martini Club - San Antonio

Type

Martini Bar and Live Music Lounge

Space

Jazz and Blues Bar Decor

Crowd

Mixed crowd but leaning older

Address

8507 McCullough Ave • San Antonio, Texas 78216 USA

Website

The Martini Club - San Antonio

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

The Martini Club sets high expectations for itself with the way it markets itself. It calls itself "the best kept secret in town" and claims that they've been "getting dirty since 1980". If you're looking for a cougar, that's about how long they've probably been getting dirty as well, so it goes without saying that the Martini Club is a perfect spot for MILFs and cougars who still love a little live music, to hit on a Friday night and shake their mom jeaned butts at.

The Green Lantern

Type

Speakeasy-Style Cocktail Bar

Space

Cocktail bar with lots of old-timey decor, warm lighting, and wood furniture

Crowd

Mixed crowd (men and women of varying ages but leaning younger)

Address

20626 Stone Oak Pkwy San Antonio, TX 78258 USA

Website

The Green Lantern

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

The Green Lantern isn't taking any nights off like the Martini Club. They're open 7 days a week, until 2AM each night. Whether or not things are as hopping as they are at the Martini Club is debatable. It all depends on what you're looking for. The Green Lantern offers a much more intellectually stimulating environment and crowd, which is largely made up of hipsters. If you go earlier in the day though, because of how good the cocktails are, you'll find a clientele which suits our purposes much better. Older sexy women who don't want to put up with the hipsters at night, but that can still appreciate an excellent cocktail during the afternoon or early evening. They're revamping their food menu right now too, which is really quite good, so perhaps stop in for an early supper sometime, and scope out someone to perhaps hit up another bar with later on.

Sunset Station

Type

Multi-purpose Event Space

Space

Multiple venues on the grounds for events such as weddings to conferences to rock shows

Crowd

Mixed crowd (men and women of varying ages)

Address

200 Hoefgen Ave, San Antonio, TX 78205, USA

Website

Sunset Station

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

Sunset Station used to be a much more vital spot in the San Antonio cougar scene when it was used for live music shows on a more regular basis. It's now largely used on a rental basis only, which means that your chance to go to an event there typically relies on you receiving an invitation. There are still sometimes public events held here though, and whether it's because of the location, or it's just one of their favorite spots in the city, the cougar numbers are almost always high.

Thirsty Horse Saloon

Type

Country and Western Bar and Music Venue

Space

Western-style saloon with a stage for live bands

Crowd

Mixed older crowd

Address

2335 N.W. Military Hwy., San Antonio, TX 78231

Website

Thirsty Horse Saloon

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment, closed Sunday through Tuesday

Brief Description

This is one of the best country and western bars in San Antonio, and you're going to definitely want to at least put on a cowboy hat before heading here. Sure, there are going to be a lot of guys there not wearing one, but you don't want to blend in with the crowd. You want to stand out to the hoards of horny country babes who're there every night to sing along with some of the best up-and-coming country acts to swing through San Antonio.

Ocho

Type

Bar and Restaurant

Space

Latin influenced decor and menu with a great view overlooking the River Walk

Crowd

Slightly older and wealthy crowd

Address

1015 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205

Website

Ocho

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby

Brief Description

This is a spot for those of you who aren't able to go out into the week hours of the night to party and pick up hot older women. They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and if you find yourself eating breakfast or brunch at Ocho at the same time as one of the gorgeous cougars that frequent the spot, you're going to agree more than you ever did before. There's also a Happy Hour every weekday from 3 to 6 (and all day on Thursdays) that will allow you to enjoy some of Cuba's best rums as you get to know the women at Ocho.

Cowboy Dancehall

Type

Country and Western Bar

Space

Cowboy bar and live event venue

Crowd

Mixed crowd (men and women of varying ages)

Address

3030 NE Loop 410 @ I-35

Website

Cowboy Dancehall

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, Accessibility assistance available

Brief Description

Now this is how you do a cowboy bar! No racist dress code, and an absolutely wild variety of events to fill each month's calendar. It truly feels like the wild wild west when you look at the Cowboy Dancehall schedule of events. They have live bands, bull riding events, dance lessons (including teen-only lessons, which certainly is of no interest to us... Where are the exclusive dance lessons for cougars, and how much of our money do you want for them, Cowboy Dancehall?), and get a load of this... MMA fights!

Bar 1919

Type

Upscale Cocktail Bar (with a college bar twist)

Space

The decor is an interesting mix of speakeasy bar and simple college bar

Crowd

Mixed crowd (men and women of varying ages, leaning towards college students)

Address

1420 S. Alamo St. suite 001

Website

Bar 1919

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

A unique blend of speakeasy with college bar, Bar 1919 has a tremendous cocktail menu full of cocktails you won't find anywhere else, concocted by some of San Antonio's best bartenders. The college bar element comes in when the bar puts on events like horror movie nights, which seems very out of character for the venue's style and design. The nights do well though, so what do we know.

The Friendly Spot

Type

Throwback Ice House and Bar

Space

Old fashioned restaurant and bar with a great patio out front

Crowd

Mixed crowd (men and women of varying ages)

Address

943 S Alamo St, San Antonio, TX 78205, US

Website

The Friendly Spot

Any Notes

All major credit cards accepted, paid street parking nearby, 21 plus establishment

Brief Description

The Friendly Spot might again not be your typical San Antonio Cougar Bar, but it's a great spot that we discovered that has a lot of cougars and MILFs, but not much competition when it comes to other young studs vying for their attentions. So while the chase is sometimes the most enjoyable part of bedding a cougar, sometimes you would rather just relax, enjoy the warm San Antonio air, put your feet up, and enjoy an ice cold beer at an Ice House; hopefully seeing an older woman who catches your fancy, and waving her over to your table. Maybe even pretending to be too shy, and letting her turn on her full-strength cougar mode. It's the hunt in an unfamiliar territory, which will make it more exciting for them as well.

Remember the Alamo

Once you're finished working your way through all of the San Antonio cougar bars, you'll have surely created some memories that will last a lifetime, but it's also time to decide where in the U.S.A. your cougar journey will take you next. Time waits for no-one, and you're not going to be young enough for cougars to be attracted to you forever. So you have to make the most of this time when you're young, and can go out and hookup with these women who are in their sexual prime.

If we've done our job well, you'll have had a great time in San Antonio, and you'll trust our suggestion for where to go next. If you're looking for a little more heat, then why not visit hot and steamy Phoenix, Arizona? Yes, it's surrounded by dessert, and yes it gets incredibly hot there, but that hotness can be taken both ways. Not only are the cougars in Phoenix among the sexiest and most up for anything women we've come across, but there's something about that Arizona heat that makes people do wild things that you just don't see in milder temperatures. So pack your suitcase, and don't pack any long pants, or any black shirts, because it's going to be a scorcher.