Looking for the best Boston cougar bars? Where the hot spots to pick up older women are? LonelyWifeHookups.com has you covered with this free directory. Boston's Cougar Bar Scene is one of the best out there, so we want to make sure you're prepared, and aren't just diving into cougar infested waters without a little knowledge of the scene and its history.
Boston is perhaps best known for its food (especially its seafood), so don't be too shocked when a lot of the MILF bars that we suggest here aren't just wine bars, but also have full food service. What we're saying, is that you're going to have to bring your appetite in more ways than one.
This is a nice little primer on the realities of what it's like to be both a cougar as well as a cougar hunter in Boston Cougar Bars. If you don't see yourself in either character, we suggest that you brush up on that, and make sure that before you leave your hotel room, you somewhat resemble one of the two parties. It's a little easier for cougars to go out without much of a plan because they're the beautiful woman in every situation, but if you're a guy and think that you're going to just wing it, you'll most likely end up coming home alone and disappointed. The Boston area is one of highly educated people, and the cougars there know what they're looking for. If you don't at least somewhat resemble their desires, you're going to be out of luck.
Another thing that a lot of people have trouble with is not mimicking the Boston accent after speaking with someone for a few minutes. It's a very thick accent, and one that we've all probably heard lampooned in the media before, on shows like The Simpsons's mayor, Mayor Quimby. Try to stay mindful that you don't take on a Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in "Good Will Hunting" accent midway through a conversation. You might find yourself there to see about a girl, but instead being rejected, and simply seeing about ordering another drink for yourself before the bar kicks you out.
Like most cities, Boston's hookup spots are at their best on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. But LonelyWifeHookups.com knows that not every schedule allows for those evenings to be your main nights to go out on the prowl, so we've made sure to find lots of different options for those of you you might have to go out on a Monday afternoon, or Tuesday evening instead. No matter what your schedule limitations are, you'll still have plenty of hot Boston cougar bars to go to.
There are plenty of great cougar spots that happen to also be seafood restaurants or steakhouses, so while dinner is the preferred meal for people who're eating at fancier establishments, there are plenty of opportunities to hit them up mid-day, and perhaps strike up a wonderful conversation with a stylish older woman over a bowl of New England Clam Chowder with fresh oven-baked biscuits, and a nice cocktail.
Enough of the history lesson though. You're not going Boston to go to get an education, and you're here to find out where the best Boston Cougar Bars are, so let's get down to brass tacks, and find out where those beautiful older women can be found.
We hope that you had a great time visiting all of the Boston cougar bars that we recommended. Where to next though? There are so many options in these beautiful U.S.A.. You've perhaps enjoyed some of the live music in Boston, and are looking for more good times of a similar nature. If you're looking for MILF clubs and Cougar bars that know how to turn the good times up loud (but still keep things real respectable-like, we think you'll have a fantastic time enjoying the cougar bars of Nashville. If you don't have anything country and western style to wear, don't sweat it. They have a spot IN THE AIRPORT where you can find a wide selection of Nashville panty droppers (that's not a real thing, but we bet if you tell a cougar you fancy that that's what you call your new cowboy boots, they'll be tickled pink). You'll definitely want to buy at least a couple cowboy shirts and a hat at the very minimum though, lest you look like a complete tourist who loves Kenny Rogers more than they should.